tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71906151567711288492023-11-16T05:28:11.575-06:00Two Scoops<p>Someone once told me my nickname--Dynila--sounds like an ice cream flavor.</p>
<p>Welcome to the parlor.</p>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.comBlogger90125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-91499399289028775262017-09-19T23:30:00.000-05:002018-06-14T14:17:53.661-05:00Resum(e)ing LifeI'm looking for a new job. I pounded out a long, vitriolic post explaining why between puffs of my ecig while wondering if 1130pm on a work/school night was too late to get into the booze. Then I did the mature, adult, way-less-fun thing and deleted it and am starting again.<br />
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So, I'm looking for a new position. Hopefully one that will be engaging and give me a career path to follow once my current main job (Mom) moves out in a couple of years. One that doesn't hold my middle-age or my above average midsection against me.<br />
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I'm a little nervous. My mom got laid off when she was roughly the age I am now and it took her 3 years to find a new position. I have a kid going to college soon - 3 years is not an acceptable search period in my world.<br />
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Also, I was stuck in the bookstore for three hours tonight because the teen wanted a less distracting environment in which to pound out her first college essay for her dual-credit Comp I class. It seemed a logical use of my time to grab some cover letter and resume books to peruse while she was quietly <strike>panicking</strike> writing.<br />
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I checked the publication dates to make sure I wasn't getting career advice from the 70s. Nope, both books were last updated in 2016. Okay, good to go, right? OMG. No.We were not good to go. The advice in these books?! Ugh. It made me grimace and rant and slam them closed. <br />
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A couple of years ago I found myself on the hiring side of the desk for the first time and it was an eye-opening experience. I didn't conduct interviews, but I did create and place ads and I was the first line of defense on the incoming applications.<br />
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A fair amount of them never made it past me.<br />
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Why? Oh so many reasons, but I'll start with my own personal pet peeve:<br />
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<li>Cover letters</li>
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<li>In my experience, cover letters are mostly just idiot tests. "The ad says send a cover letter and resume. Circular file any that come in without cover letters; they obviously can't follow simple directions." </li>
<li>Employers know what applicants want - a job. Applicants know what employers want - to be impressed with their ability to do that job. </li>
<li>A decent resume is a good tool to let an employer know a person is interested, and to let them know whether they think the applicant has sufficient potential to fill the position to justify setting time aside for an interview.</li>
<li>Therefore, a canned cover letter is a waste of everyone's time. And they are all canned. The only ones I've ever seen that were not obviously built from a template found online or in a career counselor's office were dreadful. Unprofessional. The kind of thing that made you wonder what the hell they were thinking when they wrote it.</li>
<li>All of this is ignoring the ones that will get your resume trashed as fast as skipping the cover letter. The ones where applicants cut and paste and don't update the company name, person they are addressing, position they are applying for - pretty much any customizable field. Or the ones with unreadable fonts. Or colored paper. Or clip art. Yes, I saw all of these things as recently as 2015. Clip art!</li>
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<li>Long resumes</li>
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<li>Honestly - even if you send me 3 pages of brilliance, I am unlikely to look at anything other than the first page on the first pass. That first page needs to tell me your name, how to get in touch with you, and whether you meet at least some of the qualifications we're looking for in an applicant. If any of that information is unavailable until page 3, your resume probably won't even make it to a decision maker.</li>
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<li>Cute resumes</li>
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<li>Do not print it on non-standard paper to 'make it stand out'. It stands out, but not in a good way. </li>
<li>Do not include images other than a head shot (personally I don't think those belong on resumes, either, unless you're an actor or a model). </li>
<li>Do not use a 'pretty' or 'macho' font. Acceptable options are pretty much what they were in college - Times New Roman or Arial.</li>
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So, that's the peeves. I hated all the things in all the books I looked at and got frustrated and went home, the teen telling me along the way I should write a resume book. Nope. I hate writing those even more than cover letters.<br />
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Also, I'm a little scared now.<br />
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When I was googling resume images for the picture above I noticed they all look liked damned Facebook profile pages. What the hell?!<br />
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Okay, I haven't needed a resume in 3 years, and, if I'm honest, the one I used then was a minor update of the one I used in 2007. So mine is a little out of date. But these social media looking things? No. I hatess its, I doess.<br />
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But I need to make one anyway, heaven help me. If I feel extra brave later this week (or give in and break out the booze) I might post a peek of the new one. Probably not, since I like to keep this blog semi-nonymous, but maybe.<br />
<br />Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-28725911254345627072017-07-14T15:03:00.001-05:002017-07-14T15:07:59.200-05:00"Stop Knowing All the Things, Mom!"Not so very long ago, Jay was telling me about a friend of hers who is Wiccan, with, I suspect, the intent to shock me. My response was to ask if said friend was a solitary or belonged to a local or Internet coven, if they had a preferred pantheon or deity, etc. At which point she huffed loudly from the backseat with her friend (not the one we were discussing) and said<br />
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<b><span style="color: #3d85c6;">Stop knowing all the things, Mom</span></b></blockquote>
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I've been thinking about this a lot of late because I'm finally working on a new piece of long fiction and dove head first, with great enthusiasm, into the research whirlpool (which will suck you down if you're not careful).<br />
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Current reading includes information on the history of India from pre-Vedic cultures (<a href="http://archaeologyonline.net/artifacts/aryan-harappan-myth">Harappans</a> were cool) to just before the British invasion, pre-industrial revolution fabric dyeing and weaving, the history of perfume, and more.<br />
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Curiosity is a mainstay of writing life - if we're not curious then we have nothing to say. I am a firm believer that every story begins with someone somewhere saying, "What if...?"<br />
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But, best of all, all this research means I will know a little more every day about, "all the things." Much to my teenager's annoyance :-)Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-28922765191333043692014-03-02T12:15:00.002-06:002014-03-02T12:15:41.526-06:00How To?So... I like the therapist I picked last year. A lot, actually. I look forward to my appointments with her.<br />
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But...<br />
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I'm not sure I'm getting what I need out of this relationship. Last year I started therapy because I was unfocused, sad, and felt utterly lost in my own life. And I was back on anti-depressants and didn't want to be.<br />
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I went in to see Doc and would ramble and occasionally get advice on things. Mostly I just talked. To someone who didn't know me, didn't know the rest of my family and friends, who had to focus on me. And it felt great to feel like I was ~heard~ by someone who wouldn't say, "Yes, Dear." or want something from me in return (copay notwithstanding).<br />
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In early September I hurt myself doing <a href="http://rocrace.com/austin/">something stupid</a>*. It sucked, because I had a level III sprain in my ankle on the same side where I've been fighting piriformis syndrome for the last 4 years or so. My therapy appointments increased since I had the head doc once a week and the physio 2-3x each week.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Number 10, the Tarzan swing, was the one that ended the race early for me.</span> </div>
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In December I lost it. The weather forced my physio to cancel one week and the feeling of NOT being obligated to be somewhere all the time (and having to work extra hours to make up the time I was out of the office) was so nice I cancelled the rest of the month. Then I bailed on the head doc, too, just for the novelty of not having to leave the house. This was a less than sound decision.<br />
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I have an appointment with Doc tomorrow, my first since before Thanksgiving. I don't want to ramble anymore. I have things I want to work on: my inability to stop procrastinating, my lack of motivation in general, my screwed up relationship with food. Concrete things I want to get help to change about myself. And I don't know how to talk to Doc about shifting our focus from my abstract vocal vomit to something more goal-oriented.<br />
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So... Anyone know of a good source for, "How to Be a Better Therapy Patient," they can point me toward? Dummies version preferred.<br />
<br />Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-13660926387265585282013-07-28T17:32:00.000-05:002013-07-28T17:32:00.589-05:00Lies<br />
You know how they (well, TheBloggess and her fans) say, "<a href="http://thebloggess.com/2012/04/depression-lies/">Depression Lies.</a>" Other things lie, too. A couple of months ago I fell asleep thinking about KittyGirl and Little Unknown, the baby we lost through miscarriage when Jay was 14 months old. And I woke up the next morning depressed as hell and thinking, "<i>Maybe the Universe thinks I am such a crappy parent that I'm just not allowed to have more than one kid at a time.</i>"<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">If you're new, KG died thirteen years ago, five days after the blood test at the doctor's office confirmed that Jay was on the way</span> <br />
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Do I really think this?<br />
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I want to say no, but the truth is, yea, sometimes I do.<br />
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You know why? Because, just like depression, GRIEF LIES.<br />
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Do I really think I'm a bad mom? Generally speaking, no. I have a smart, beautiful twelve year old daughter who is compassionate, talented, and the light of my life. When I look at her I am thrilled to realize that I contributed to making her the good person I believe her to be.<br />
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Could I be a better mom? *snort* What mom ever thought she couldn't?<br />
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Are there concrete things I can do to work toward that goal? Yes, and by finally acknowledging I can't do it all alone and finding a good therapist I AM working on it.<br />
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Do I still wonder if the Universe thinks I'm a crappy mom? Yes. Do I think I don't deserve to be happy after losing the first & 3rd precious gifts the universe gave me? Sometimes.<br />
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But I know it's a lie, too. Way down deep, and with the help of reading a lot of the Bloggess' posts about depression and the lies our brains tell us, I've learned that the things I think aren't always true.<br />
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Sometimes, when the downs are way down and I hate myself for still being here, for not being a better mom, for losing my children, for trying to find some happiness when most of my babies are dead, that knowledge is the only thing that keeps me going. Yes, I feel like hell and am not worthy, but if I can just keep going, keep breathing, I know eventually I will feel better, because these are the lies my grief tells me.<br />
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<i>I started this post a few months ago, and decided it was time to finish. KittyGirl's 17th birthday is this week. It's hard, it sucks. How do you imagine what kind of almost-adult a four year old would be now? I can't, so I honor her the only way I know how, by talking about her and, sometimes, about how losing her has changed me. </i><br />
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<br />Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-60175082749320662962013-03-12T08:30:00.000-05:002017-09-20T01:45:45.479-05:00Tuesday Tirade: Do Your Duty!Civic Duty<br />
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It's an orphaned ideal in our cynical and paranoid nation.<br />
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I'm pretty sure my fondness for the concept stems from some combination of being an LA Law fan back in the day plus reading too many legal thrillers in my twenties with an added dash of the last remnants of my freshman (HS) ambition to be a lawyer.<br />
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Curious? I'm talking about that dread bit paper (no, not a speeding ticket; I've gotten much better at not getting caught) -- the jury summons.<br />
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Jury duty is a <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PITA">PITA</a>.<br />
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<li><b>It's time consuming</b>. I've been called three times since I was 18. The very first time I was called I served on the jury -- Lawyers: beware 18yo jurors fresh from the AP English ritual that is Henry Fonda in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050083/"><b>12 Angry Men</b></a>!<b> </b>The trial was supposed to run 3 days from the first day. It ran 3 1/2 and my boss at the time actually called the courtroom looking for me midday on the 4th day. He didn't believe I was really doing my jury duty! The second and third times I was called I did not serve on a jury. BUT, I was downtown at the courthouse the day of my summons for over 12 hours the first time due to lengthy voir dire, and almost 12 hours the second time because of... Well, I can't remember the reason now; I just remember making a lot of panicked calls to the person watching my 7yo daughter and a lot of apologizing for not picking up my kid already.</li>
<li><b>It's expensive.</b> Gas for the drive into town. Parking fees for a garage or meter. Potential additional childcare expenses. Oh, and that pesky matter of losing your real paycheck and subbing it with $7/day juror fees. That's less than the hourly minimum wage. Take my 12 hour day as an example. Instead of the $11/hour I was making at the time, I made $0.58/hour. If you add in gas, parking, and a meal in the courthouse cafeteria because nothing else was in walking distance, I probably spent $25 that day. PLUS my lost pay. Ouch!</li>
<li><b>It's a logistical nightmare.</b> I live and work in the suburbs, and, if I'm honest, Austin is still small town enough that driving down to the courthouse isn't near the logistical nightmare it was when I lived in Katy and had to drive into downtown Houston for jury duty--and of course that was the one where I was on the jury. Still, for most people trekking down to the courthouse is a pain. Finding parking is a nightmare, and constantly having to beg a guard to let you run out and feed your meter? ZOMG. And that assumes you don't have kids. Most single parents are recused in order to care for their children, but two parent households often have complex schedules due to extracurricular activities. Take one car & driver off the schedule and chaos ensues.</li>
<li><b>It's boring.</b> This is speaking as someone who has been called three times, went all three times, and endured three voir dires. The majority of stuff people go to court for is paint-peelingly dull. And that's the actual trial. The lead up is even worse with a ton of hurry-up-and-wait.</li>
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And those are just the things off the top of my head.<br />
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<i><b>So What?!</b></i><br />
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Yes, it's a pain.<b> </b><br />
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<b><span style="color: #6aa84f;">It's also an honor and a duty. </span></b><br />
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My father has told me more than once over the years that if he ever found himself in a situation where a jury might be needed he would waive the right to a jury in exchange for summary judgment. Why?<br />
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"Because it will not be a jury of my peers. It will be a jury of people too stupid to get out of jury duty and those are damned sure not the people I want passing judgment on me!"</blockquote>
In a way he's right. For example, since single parents are often recused, how often does a single parent on trial, whose motives for their actions may be tied strongly to the realities of single parenthood, actually get a jury of <i>their</i> peers? I'm betting not often.<br />
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I think I am the only person I know who never tries to get out of jury duty. I think it's too important to blow off. The right to a trial by jury is a right we take for granted in this country that a large portion of the global population does not enjoy. As such, I feel it is my job, as a responsible citizen of the country I am glad to live in (crazy conservatives and all), to be a part of the process.<br />
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How about you? If you think jury duty is a waste of time, at least entertain me by telling me what excuse(s) you've used to get out of jury duty.<br />
<br />Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-14363354539465792482012-08-30T13:31:00.000-05:002012-08-30T16:26:26.265-05:00Putting It Into WordsI've been ruminating lately -- dangerous, I know -- on what I want to be when I grow up.<br />
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<b>I am not enjoying freelance life anymore. </b><br />
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Especially not when added to parenting a 6th grader (OMG how did this happen? I swear kindergarten was just a couple of weeks ago...), working a full-time job--a pretty mindless and unsatisfying one, but one that chains me to someone else's schedule nonetheless-- and trying to be a good other half to my husband, who took the plunge into management this year (aka the next step in the we-don't-want-to-have-to-work-til-we-drop-dead plan) and is finding it more stressful than we anticipated it would be.<br />
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I don't <strike>like</strike> enjoy copywriting anymore. I'm not sure I ever did, but now I know that I don't. I still like the finished product, and am proud of what I've done over the last almost 8 years; even if it's not as much as it could have been.<br />
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I set out to be a writer almost 8 years ago. I succeeded, in my own small way; mostly ghostwriting, so the only one who knows I made it at all is me, but that's okay.<br />
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I dislike my job, but I adore my steady paycheck (something that I never saw as a freelancer).<br />
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The lack of PTO is a bitch. Nothing like adding a full week's salary to the cost of any vacation I want to take since it will be an unpaid week off :(<br />
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The rest: the mindless tedium of repetitive tasks no one else wants to do, the childish behavior of people old enough to know better, the whining about expenses from people who make in a day what I make in a month; I can live with this stuff because I get to work 8 feet from my bedroom most of the time.<br />
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When I first started working from home I thought it would be a boon to my freelancing, giving me more time to work on my own projects so I could eventually go back to working for myself full time. And, some days, it is.<br />
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But mostly it's just tiring. My freelance business was just getting its feet on solid ground when corporate RIFs sent me back to working for someone else. I shut down almost completely for a year or more, then slowly started adding a project here and there--some of which have meant sleepless nights and way too much coffee. I'm getting too old for that to feel worth it anymore.<br />
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Right now I just want to do what they pay me to do, then shut my computer down and walk away in the evening. Read a book, crochet, make jewelry, spend time with husband and my daughter (seriously, how the hell is she in 6th grade already?!).<br />
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I don't want to make dinner, kiss the family, then go back to my desk and work more.<br />
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So... outside of a few small client items, the above is pretty much what I've done for the last month. And (as long as I ignore the guilt over not doing more) it's been ~glorious~.<br />
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My house is cleaner than it has been in ages and I enjoy spending time here. I've been cooking and we haven't had to call for pizza because I screwed something up even once. I'm blogging (right here, right now) again and ruminating over some long abandoned and dusty fiction ideas.<br />
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Turns out, right now at least, I'm actually kinda happy working for the man.<br />
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I feel like this is a failure on my part. Aren't we all supposed to want to be successful, independent women taking over the world? Part of me wants that, but part of me also says, "You only have a few more years til she leaves home -- take over the world when the nest is empty..."<br />
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I don't feel like I'm giving up on a dream. I'm not the person I was eight years ago when I started down this path. I feel like both the dream and I have changed.<br />
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I do kinda feel like this makes me a slacker. Just working, coming home, and doing things that make me and my family happy -- makes me selfish and lazy, right?<br />
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Why do I feel like this? What's wrong with wanting to be a good wife, a good mom, and someone who gets the job done but doesn't want or need to take over the world?<br />
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I feel stuck. I don't want to just toss my business out the window. I've put a lot of myself into it over the years. Nor do I want to continue down its current path -- even if the doors stay open, I want to stop doing the copywriting altogether and focus on editing.<br />
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In other words, I dunno what the hell to do.<br />
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Wait, yes I do.<br />
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I'm gonna call my mom and talk to her about it all. Moms are awesome.<br />
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(Here's hoping Jay says the same in 20+ years!)<br />
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<br />Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-20862589197545412022011-04-01T22:06:00.006-05:002011-04-01T22:55:05.340-05:00Better Customer Service<div style="text-align: justify;">The Invisible Husband had to go to the post office today to pick up an Express Mail package. He had to go himself because he lost the little package retrieval slip the mail carrier left on the doorstep (but that's another story) and he couldn't send me instead.<br /><br />He told me that the man at the counter was really, really unpleasant. Told him they wouldn't be able to locate the package without a receipt, that he needed to get out of the way so other customers could get to the service window, etc. IH lost his temper and asked for a supervisor who found his package in less time than it took the first guy to argue with him about how impossible it would be to find it. Yay, happy ending.<br /><br />This is the post office branch where the POB I maintain for freelancing is located, so I'm there a lot. I asked IH to describe the counterman, since I know most of them. He did and I told him I was surprised, since I always got great care from this particular federal employee. Then the light dawned.<br /><br />I said something to explain the difference in customer service and the below image (but much better illustrated, like a Far Side cartoon) popped into my head and I just had to put pencil to paper.<br /><br /><br />The man of the house is our resident artist and the GirlChild is his able apprentice, but they had a dungeon to run (WoW) so mama had to do for herself...<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL7Gm5uiZGMVV2VD9zJbISgSUqM8ki8vQtpMcmUlkBxrjEHE62uLI_EzjD-d3QTZRnZbs7lw0WfrqQ2Mf1Hy8mCsB1dVCyXRS7GlINEELvFtv5alloKFX52t-YwNMkPrsC3aEAunyiVrc/s1600/04011102.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 398px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL7Gm5uiZGMVV2VD9zJbISgSUqM8ki8vQtpMcmUlkBxrjEHE62uLI_EzjD-d3QTZRnZbs7lw0WfrqQ2Mf1Hy8mCsB1dVCyXRS7GlINEELvFtv5alloKFX52t-YwNMkPrsC3aEAunyiVrc/s400/04011102.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590819443680932562" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >My wife says she gets better service when she puts a big pair of hooters on the counter...</span></span><br /><br /></div>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-70366965681605062122010-11-20T09:33:00.003-06:002010-11-20T09:48:53.828-06:00Book Nerds List(aka more shameless pulling of memes from friends' FB pages because I refuse to ADD any information to what FB already knows about me. But I'll put it here, lol...)<br /><br />==================================<br />Book Nerds List:<br /><br />Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here.<br /><br /><br />Instructions: Copy this into your <s>NOTES</s> blog post. Bold those books you've read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read only an excerpt.<br /><br /><br />1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">6 The Bible</span><br /><br />7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman</span><br /><br />10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott</span><br /><br />12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy<br /><br />13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller<br /><br />14 Complete Works of Shakespeare<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien</span><br /><br />17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk<br /><br />18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger</span><br /><br />20 Middlemarch - George Eliot<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald</span><br /><br />24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams</span><br /><br />27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck</span><br /><br />29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll<br /><br />30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame<br /><br />31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy<br /><br />32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis</span><br /><br />34 Emma -Jane Austen<br /><br />35 Persuasion - Jane Austen<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">36 The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - CS Lewis</span><br /><br />37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini<br /><br />38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres<br /><br />39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">40 Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">41 Animal Farm - George Orwell</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown</span><br /><br />43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez<br /><br />44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins</span><br /><br />46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery<br /><br />47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding</span><br /><br />50 Atonement - Ian McEwan<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">52 Dune - Frank Herbert</span><br /><br />53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons<br /><br />54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen<br /><br />55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth<br /><br />56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon<br /><br />57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon</span><br /><br />60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck</span><br /><br />62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov<br /><br />63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas</span><br /><br />66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac<br /><br />67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding</span><br /><br />69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville</span><br /><br />71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">72 Dracula - Bram Stoker</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett</span><br /><br />74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson<br /><br />75 Ulysses - James Joyce<br /><br />76 The Inferno - Dante<br /><br />77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome<br /><br />78 Germinal - Emile Zola<br /><br />79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray<br /><br />80 Possession - AS Byatt<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens</span><br /><br />82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell<br /><br />83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker<br /><br />84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert</span><br /><br />86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">87 Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle</span><br /><br />90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton<br /><br />91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery</span><br /><br />93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">94 Watership Down - Richard Adams</span><br /><br />95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole<br /><br />96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute<br /><br />97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo<br /><br />==============<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span>Hmmm.... I guess I'm just weird. I've read 32 of these. And, shameful admission, of the ones I have not read, most are books I don't plan to read.<br /><br />Te be fair, I read (for the first time) <span style="font-style: italic;">The Time Traveler's Wife</span> for a book club (and loved it!) . <span style="font-style: italic;">Rebecca </span>(meh)<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>and <span style="font-style: italic;">The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night </span>(blech!), too.<br /><br />Oh, and I counted audio, too. Cuz if I'd read a paper copy of that Albom crap, <span style="font-style: italic;">The Five People You Meet in Heaven</span> I'd have tossed it about 5 pages in, but it made okay background noise for my morning commute. Ditto <span style="font-style: italic;">Moby Dick</span>, which was not awful, but all that (grossly inaccurate) whale talk in written form would've driven me mad...Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-81242851304216187012010-11-18T20:17:00.004-06:002010-11-18T21:25:01.166-06:00Music ManiaI avoid facebook as much as I can, but, sometimes, late at night, when no one is tweeting and it's not my turn in Words with Friends and I've already played the daily Qrank quiz... Well, then I'll load up ye olde FB app on my phone and see what people had to say...<br /><br />Last week my friend <a href="http://put-it-on-the-list.blogspot.com/">Lisa</a> had a meme that looked like fun, so here goes:<br /><br /><div><h2 class="uiHeaderTitle">Expose your terrible musical taste!</h2></div><div class="clearfix"><div class="mbs mbs uiHeaderSubTitle lfloat fsm fwn fcg">by Lisa on Thursday, 11 November 2010 at 08:25</div></div><p>I'm playing along with the latest meme... here are the rules:</p><p> </p><ul><li>Turn on your MP3 player or music player on your computer.</li><br /><li>Go to SHUFFLE songs mode.</li><br /><li>Write down the first 15 songs that come up--song title and artist--NO editing/cheating, please. Just because you might skip the song when it comes up or be embarrassed for people to know you have it in your collection, you still have to list it.</li><br /><li>Choose a lot of people to be tagged. It is generally considered to be in good taste to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I'm betting that your musical selection is entertaining, or at least amusing. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">( I don't tag people on memes any more)</span><br /></li></ul>Without further ado...<br /><br /><ol><li>"Little Girls" - Oingo Boingo -- <span style="font-style: italic;">This song was a lot better when I was teenager wanting to date guys in their 20s. As the mom of a little girl now, well, I still like the song, but find the lyrics a bit perturbing...</span><br /></li><br /><li>"Love You Out Loud" - Meat Loaf -- <span style="font-style: italic;">one of my faves!</span><br /></li><br /><li>"Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen</li><br /><li>"Copywrite (Do It All Damn Night)" - Strata G --<span style="font-style: italic;"> Everyone panned this </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.straightouttawinston.com/">goofy ad-rap album</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> written by a copywriter, but the lyrics make me laugh.</span></li><br /><li>"But It's Better If You Do" - Panic at the Disco</li><br /><li>"These Boots Are Made for Walkin' " - Nancy Sinatra</li><br /><li>"Found Out About You" - Gin Blossoms</li><br /><li>"Lucky Ball and Chain" - They Might be Giants</li><br /><li>"Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns 'N Roses</li><br /><li>"Walk Like an Egyptian" - The Bangles</li><br /><li>"Only the Young" - Journey</li><br /><li>"Why Isn't That Enough" - Meat Loaf</li><br /><li>"Love is Not Real / Next Time You Stab Me in the Back" - Meat Loaf</li><br /><li>"Don't Stop Believing" - Journey</li><br /><li>"I Got You" - Train</li></ol>In my defense, my phone was still loaded with my pre-Meat Loaf concert selections when I did this last week...<br /><br />And I <3 Meat Loaf.<br /><br />The Journey? Well, I love Journey, too, even if it does make me old.Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-69025910240065311882010-11-16T10:16:00.006-06:002011-02-13T08:50:56.961-06:00Tuesday Tirade: Walk much?*sigh*<br /><br />I live in Central Texas. Where the climate is, though it pains me to admit it since I really hate the heat, pretty easy to live with year-round.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong. I hate the heat and, if I'm honest, after living here for the last 27 years I get a bit uncomfortable when things drop below 50, too. But it's all livable.<br /><br />I don't live somewhere with torrential rains, ice storms (except for the occasional freak one), heavy (or even any) snowfall. Nor do I live somewhere so arid and hot (have you ever been to Death Valley, California? I have. It's pretty much hell on Earth. Literally.) that breathing the air hurts.<br /><br />So, I ask you: WHY in the hell do perfectly healthy people have someone drop them off at the door to a store?<br /><br />They are not aged, infirm, or toting a small child--the only three reasons I can think of for this sort of incredibly indolent behavior, given our climate.<br /><br />So far as I can tell they are just bone lazy. And inconsiderate. The drivers invariably stop in the center of the driving lane, thereby blocking progress through the lot for those of us who know how our legs work. I am *ahem* significantly overweight and my fat butt can walk through the parking to and from my car.<br /><br />If they had a large load of groceries it would still be aggravating, but slightly understandable. I've had the husband pull up to the store a couple of times when the weather was really nasty and I had a lot of groceries to load in the car.<br /><br />My issue is with the people who are dropped off at the entrance while the driver goes to hunt for a parking place. Is it really going to make that much of a difference in their day if they take another five minutes to get inside the store? Are they going to drop dead of exhaustion after the 200-foot walk?<br /><br />WHAT is wrong with these people?!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stringberd/313823538"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu4zNhP185eUqf7iMj4SmUhJyMShKeOZNQhUq5m_2lqk8Sta07kBmp8cgyJybih0WjqXSBXq1K_vz8aoEOm6khxp1bBNWZkPqW2y5PelVcpWZmCfoGM_jhxXySszhWbFL-HVnubufMCHM/s200/no+parking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540225779977926450" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Photo courtesy of stringberd via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/">Flickr.com</a></span><br /></span></div><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Yes, I had to go shopping this weekend, grocery and other retail outlets and my path was blocked by people doing this every where I went. Literally. *grumble*</span>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-65222683922686659722010-10-19T09:16:00.005-05:002012-06-29T09:50:17.122-05:00Tuesday Tirade: A Shoe In...<span style="color: #000099;">~~~Justin: this is NOT for you. Seriously, I'm discussing lower limb issues, you don't want to read. If you decide to, well, I tried to warn you.~~~</span><br />
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Jay has <a href="http://www.lymphnet.org/lymphedemaFAQs/overview.htm">lymphedema</a>. She was born with it, which is known as Milroy's Disease for the curious or bored. I don't talk about it much because it just is what it is and I have a separate blog devoted to the topic at <a href="http://lymphbaby.blogspot.com/">lymphbaby</a>, that I update even less frequently than this one, but I'm peeved, so here goes.<br />
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WHY is it so hard to find ~anything~ in this country that is outside the accepted norm of sizes? A few statistics to help my case:<br />
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<li>The incidence of lymphedema in the United States is estimated at 2.5 million, yet more than 100 million people are affected worldwide. (<span style="font-size: 85%;"><a href="http://www.sfms.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Home&TEMPLATE=/CM/HTMLDisplay.cfm&SECTION=Article_Archives&CONTENTID=1964">Source</a></span>)</li>
<li>If you have developed lymphoedema, you are not alone; it is estimated that well over 100,000 men, women and children in the UK are living with the condition. (<span style="font-size: 85%;"><a href="http://www.lymphoedema.org/">Source</a></span>)</li>
<li>Geographically speaking, the US is <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">40 times</span> the size of the UK. (<span style="font-size: 85%;"><a href="http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/compare/usa.htm">Source</a></span>)</li>
<li>The US has <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">25 times</span> as many lymphedema sufferers as the UK (per data above).</li>
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Jay's LE (the accepted abbreviation for lymphedema, which you'll see a LOT because I get tired of typing the word and after 9 yrs blogger.com still tells me I'm spelling it wrong!) is in her feet and toes. To top it off the poor kid has ~my~ feet underneath it all (wide foot, short toes and tiny nails).<br />
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In her case the swelling on the top of her foot begins just at the base of her toes and goes to the front of her ankle as well as to the sides and, less severely, to the bottoms of her feet and toes.<br />
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I say this because while shopping for 2-3x wide shoes is hard enough in this country, wide is not her only issue. Until I started ordering from a site in the UK a couple of years ago she never owned a pair of properly fitting shoes. In order to get something that would cover the height of the top of her foot (the dorsum---I had to learn all this stuff so I can sound erudite when I explain it to each new specialist) we've had to buy shoes that were 1-2x wide and anywhere from 1/2 to 2 1/2 sizes too big/long so she wouldn't have to go barefoot, since, well, you can't go to school barefoot...<br />
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What about custom/prescription footwear?<br />
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I tried. When she was about 18 months old I asked her pediatrician (who is, btw, ~awesome~) if we could get a scrip for custom shoes, like they do for kids who need specialized orthopedic shoes. She was uncomfortable writing the Rx since it's a bit wide of her field and recommended we seek a pediatric orthopedist. So I did.<br />
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It's been 7+ years and I am STILL angry about that day. I found a specialist, I waited months to get her in, I paid the ridiculous specialist co-pay (2x the norm) and we saw the doctor. A doctor who couldn't seem to wrap his brain around the fact that I wanted a scrip for custom shoes. I needed the prescription because (a) I don't know who to call for custom shoes and (b) custom footwear is waaaay outside our budget.<br />
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He was fascinated by her feet. He'd never seen anything like it. We were there three hours and he brought every doctor in the practice, every nurse, and even a couple of pharma and orthopedic supplier reps who were making calls into the exam room to see her feet.<br />
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Then refused to write the scrip because, and this is a quote, "I don't see how I can help you. I'm an orthopedist."<br />
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Fast forward through 4-5 years of over-sized poor fitting shoes that were still a trial to find. Someone on one of the LE listservs I'm a member of sent me a godsend of a URL: <a href="http://www.cosyfeet.com/">www.cosyfeet.com</a>. Go check it out. You can shop for shoes by size (UK shoe sizing being one of many thing on my long list of things I've had to learn since she was diagnosed at about 6 weeks old), by style, by <span style="font-style: italic;">medical condition you need to accommodate</span>.<br />
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And I've bought at least one pair of shoes for her from them every year since then.<br />
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Then the economy tanked. Last pair I ordered was in January of this year, when the pound was still pretty weak, too. It's not, now, and I discovered Sunday that while I can order her shoes, I'm going to have to budget for it a bit more since the dollar is weak to the pound just now.<br />
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Great. I couldn't justify spending 2+ weeks of daycare on a single pair of shoes without at least trying to find a resource in the U.S. Which pretty much ate the rest of my Sunday afternoon and early evening.<br />
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Here are some of the things I (fruitlessly) Googled:<br />
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<li>lymphedema shoes U.S.</li>
<li>extra extra wide shoes</li>
<li>specialty shoes for medical conditions</li>
<li>lymphedema shoes</li>
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Found lots of sites. Lots of expensive shoes. And while they had wide sizes (less in anything remotely feminine vs. guy shoes and even less when you add an, "extra," or two in front of the word,"wide") none of them had anything addressing shoe height, hence the search for shoes for medical conditions.<br />
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Still nada, but ran into a few crappy shoe sites that didn't even let me search by size. What is the point of finding a perfect pair of shoes only to discover it is not made in the size I need---unlike clothing, one cannot diet to get a smaller shoe size (for the most part).<br />
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Okay, I will grant you that of the estimated 2.5 million LE sufferers in the US, over half of them are cancer patients, predominantly breast cancer survivors. Meaning their ARMS are affected, not their feet. But, even at 1/3 of 2.5 million that's still a captive audience of 833,333 people in desperate need of a product to fill their need. 8x the total number of people in the UK who have LE. And ~no one~ can step up.<br />
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I wish to heaven I had the skills to be a shoe designer. I'd make a fortune (and do it without charging one!).Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-68115664579047463992010-05-25T15:15:00.006-05:002011-02-13T09:06:43.344-06:00Tuesday Tirade: You Gave Her a WHAT?!Parents (NOT grandparents, just 'rents!) you'll feel me.<br /><br />Childless people, you NEED to pay attention.<br /><br />Today we are discussing inappropriate gifts for children. Specifically LIVE gifts. Seriously folks, unless the little darlings' parent told you, "Go buy my kid a puppy/kitty/bunny/baby chick/pony," DO NOT DO IT.<br /><br />Yes, pony. No finger pointing, but someone in our extended family wanted to buy J a horse. A HORSE. Horses are cheap. To buy. It's the care, feeding, and boarding that will convince you the horse has a better life than you do since his monthly roof rent is almost as much as yours. I pointed this out, kindly but vehemently, to the well-meaning relative and that was it.<br /><br />I would love to be able to own a horse for my horse-crazy girl to enjoy, but it's just not in my budget. I'm struggling now to figure out how to pay for horse camp for the summer as it is...<br /><br />Not all such bullets have been dodged, unfortunately.<br /><br />One Easter weekend we went to visit my father and his wife. They were out at the barn where they kept their horses, sheep, and other random urban livestock--they live in Houston--and my dad was mowing the lot/pasture with a riding mower with the heavy duty pull behind mower attachment.<br /><br />He mowed over a rabbit warren (thankfully BEFORE we got there!) With babies. Cute babies, babies old enough to eat real food. Only one survived the mower, though. TES (that would be The Evil Stepmother) rescued the baby bunny and took it in the barn.<br /><br />We arrived, let the girlchild uno--this was in the late 90's--pet all the critters, have her pic taken with the horses, etc. I went out to talk to my dad. When I cam back to the barn my girl was proudly holding a cat carrier containing (guess!) and telling us all about her own personal Easter bunny.<br /><br />She gave my kid a <span style="font-weight: bold;">baby rabbit</span>.<br /><br />Ummm... No.<br /><br />Guess who had to call the urban animal rescue when we got back to Austin to determine what to feed it, how to care for it, etc.? Yea, NOT the person who gave her the stupid (but yes, cute, fluffy, soft, and scared out of its little tiny mind) bunny that's for sure. Fortunately our bunny was determined to be old enough to be self-sufficient and we picked a favorite park where we like to play that had a lot of wooded trails and plenty of cover and set it free.<br /><br />Buy me a margarita sometime and I'll tell you the story of how it "mysteriously" (quoting the 3yo here) got out of it's carrier on the way to the park...<br /><br />My friend, Crystal recently became <a href="http://crystalrredwards.com/blog/2010/5/23/tickles.html">grandmother to a tarantula</a> in a not dissimilar way, though I suspect her hubs may have colluded on that one since he had big nasty hairy spiders as a kid...<br /><br />Do not, not, not, not, not give live gifts to other people's kids. Ever. PLEASE.<br /><br />While I'm thinking about it, ask them before you give their 4yo daughter pink pleather hot pants and real, takes-acetone-to-remove-it-from-the-carpet, nail polish, too.Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-68510027346742222832010-05-16T10:35:00.004-05:002010-05-17T11:57:55.076-05:00Karma Wants Me to Get Healthy. Really.We were members of the YMCA years ago since they have the only indoor pool(s) in town that allow kids in the pool.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Side note: J has lymphedema (more info at the woefully un-updated </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://lymphbaby.blogspot.com/">lymphbaby</a><span style="font-style: italic;">) and hydro is excellent for her feet. The condition is not severe enough to mandate Rx hydro, so we make do on our own at the Y. And I ~really~ wish she'd stop singing that song every time we get in the car to head over there!</span></span><br /><br />When the budget got tight we let it lapse (2004, 2005? somewhere in there). Then dh got a new job in 2009. One of the benefits is that they will pay up to $30/month for gym membership. That's almost half our family membership to the Y, so we re-joined last week.<br /><br />We signed up to get J in a nice, indoor pool for her piggies. And so that I could take the free monthly water aerobics classes.<br /><br />See, I do want to get into shape. Being anywhere from 100-130lbs overweight, depending on the chart you use, is getting old.<br /><br />7 years ago I thought I was big as a house, but when I go back and look at my fitness logs (yea, I know, I'm a geek and a list freak, I keep logs and spreadsheets of all sorts of crap) I weighed roughly 40lbs less than I do now. This is NOT GOOD.<br /><br />I'm signed up for an official twice-weekly class after work beginning in June, and plan to attend an open (no sign up required) class at another location this month. Beginning Monday.<br /><br />We went as a family to the pool on Friday night and I realized that the, ahem, plunging neckline of the suit I bought for vacation last summer was not really practical for an exercise class. Not if I wanted to stay IN the suit. (I totally bought it for dh... *egrin*).<br /><br />All of which leads me to yesterday afternoon. When I commenced the Great Swimsuit Hunt 2010. Y'see, finding a suit that fits is no easy task when it needs to have enough fabric to cover me as to cover the front end of a small car. I did my homework online, but I wanted to find one I could try on. I looked up the stores where I've found suits in the past, then abandoned the fam and headed out on what I fully anticipated would be an hours-long slog through too many stores and dressing rooms.<br /><br />The first store I went to (Sears, if any of you other size22/24 ladies are curious) had a decent amount of options in stock in my size. I wanted a one-piece with no skirt--those things hold something like 30lbs of water in the skirt material!--but that was not meant to be.<br /><br />Failing that, I wanted something with:<br /><ul><li>a long enough top to cover things (mah belly) no one wants to see after having two kids<br /></li><li>a sport back because straps tend to stretch over time and then the over-exposure problems begin again.<br /></li><li>brief bottom (see notes re: skirted suits above).</li></ul>After a bit of trial error I found <a href="http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_017CM112000B?vName=Clothing&cName=Women%27s+Plus&sName=Swimwear&keyword=swimsuit&prdNo=1&blockNo=1&blockType=G1">something</a> that met all the above requirements and got my first pleasant surprise of the day: I needed a smaller size (though only on top) than I thought I did. Woot.<br /><br />Second pleasant surprise came 15 minutes later at the register: It was ON SALE.<br /><br />Conclusion: Karma wants ME to get fit. I paid 50% off regular retail and got what I wanted at the first store I went to. What other explanation makes sense?Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-37672359551504226152010-05-11T13:20:00.004-05:002017-09-23T13:47:16.555-05:00Healthy (?) ChoiceOkay... I am like, the world's WORST dieter.<br />
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The only time I kinda even a little stick to a healthy eating plan is at work. I bought a fridge, the office mate contributed an old microwave and I stock frozen meals and Campbell's Select Harvest Light soups. This is what you call dieting by default. It's not so much that I'm making a good choice as it is that I eliminated the unhealthy options. As long as Raidman doesn't call and ask if I want to go to lunch and foil my 'plan.'<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho9XXJx2RfvO-7HPD_gjAjOA9lwof8auv9eZqbv80q1CRqPkcOG14NLHkjjEfvH8FY49bEbdJLFJaD8w0NtE13I5pbul1hEoGCOUO3ZF6JdptGCUj4LfatkW_urmjSxjh8IY5F6fP8xjA/s1600/ravioli.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><br /></a>I've always been a fan of Healthy Choice, just because their (old) bright green labels made it easy to grab and tell myself I was doing the right thing. I'm even trying, in a very lazy way, to get a little closer to natural foods, lower preservatives, less processed stuff, etc. So I was super excited when I found the Healthy Choice All Natural entrees at HEB a couple weeks ago.<br />
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Then I ate one for lunch yesterday. <a href="http://www.healthychoice.com/product-Lobster-Cheese-Ravioli_3672.html">This one</a>, in fact.<br />
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It is pretty good. The veggies are tender but still have a little crunch to them (which, I admit, I don't really like, but other people do so I'm mentioning it as a public service) and the ravioli themselves are pretty yummy in spite of the ricotta (ewww) inside. All five of the ravioli that is.<br />
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In the spirit of scientific inquiry I measured them. They are all of 2in square and NOT puffy (totally not Chef Boyardee looking!).<br />
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<span style="color: rgb(153 , 51 , 0); font-size: 78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255 , 102 , 0);">Chef Boyardee image courtesy of </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cfinke/3884981007/">cfinke</a><span style="color: rgb(255 , 102 , 0);"> via </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/">Flickr.com</a></span></div>
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I know the picture on the HC box is meant to entice, but come on, it has twice the ravioli my box had, easily.<br />
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Serving size: 9 oz (255 g)<br />
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Umm, yea. I'm pretty sure that weight includes the plastic tray - and that it is 2/3 of the total.<br />
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I can easily believe the box's claim that this is 30% of my daily fruit and veg. Problem is, it's mostly fruit and mostly tomato sauce. I didn't count my slices (half slices, technically, since they were half moons and most even smaller than that!) of squash and zucchini, but there were less than a dozen total. And they were all half the size of the ravioli or smaller. I'm pretty sure if I wanted to get that 30% I'd have to dive in and lick the sauce off the plastic.<br />
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The sauce itself was, frankly, way too sweet. And I have a sweet tooth that has aided me in getting 100lbs over weight. Do you know how sweet it has to be for me to say it's too sweet?! Yea.<br />
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Then there's the thing that puts me over the edge. I'm overweight. I'm medicated for high blood pressure. And my "Healthy Choice" for lunch has TWENTY-FOUR PERCENT of my recommended sodium for the day? In five freakin' ravioli?! Come ON Con-Agra (*shudder* wish I hadn't read the side of the box to find out who makes this now... I've seen Food, Inc.!) If it was really a healthy choice it wouldn't have 8g of sugar (twice what it has in fiber!) and 580mg of sodium.<br />
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I want a healthy choice that's really healthy. Is that so much to ask? And, umm... Can it be healthy AND more than 8 bites? I didn't get where I am by eating light.<br />
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Side note: Here's a thought! Can someone make freezer meals for the obese that work like nicotine patches... You start out with Hungry Man portions, end up with Healthy Choice ones - gradual steps to retrain your body?<br />
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Damn, I'm a freakin' geniusDynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-21913806012482325342010-04-06T22:45:00.002-05:002010-04-06T23:47:33.089-05:00Stumble Is Making Me CrunchyI ~used~ to be a <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/">Stumble</a> addict. I'm mostly over it, but that handy dandy little toolbar button is good for morning coffee-not awake yet randomness.<br /><br />While I am far from crunchy--being a working and wahm mom and wife I am all about convenience most of the time--if I can be greener/crunchier easily I'm willing to give it a shot. Stumble knows this.<br /><br />A couple of days ago I stumbled (literally) across Simple Mom's <a href="http://simplemom.net/oil-cleansing-method/">blog post</a> on the Oil Cleansing Method (OCM to the fanatics). I had flawless skin in high school. Then I turned 21. Being alcohol legal may have had something to do with the decline in my skin, but since I've never been a huge drinker, I doubt it. Then I had kids. And discovered the joys of adult acne. NOT.<br /><br />So I thought, what the hell, I'll give this a try. Of course, my cleanser mix is insanely complex--Target didn't have castor oil, I was out of EVOO, and I have a shoe box of supplies I bought during my "home made bath salts" phase in the late 90s. We'll see. Washed my face tonight and the smell was fantastic. The tea tree, eucalyptus, and clary sage totally masked the sheep smell of the liquid lanolin...<br /><br />I also followed the link to her <a href="http://simplemom.net/how-to-clean-your-hair-without-shampoo/">post on going shampoo-free</a>. Since I've been paying $15+ a bottle for 10oz bottles of conditioner for the last two years, Imma try that out, too.<br /><br />And I followed the link to <a href="http://www.plantoeat.com/">PlantoEat.com</a>. 30-days to less convenience food AND it integrates with my Google calendar? Sure, sign me up!<br /><br />If I start wearing hemp and stop wearing deodorant someone intervene and cancel my StumbleUpon account, please :-)Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-63202946174486942462010-03-16T12:38:00.010-05:002010-05-18T11:28:13.698-05:00Tuesday Tirade - Brought to you by ThermosDISCLAIMER: I want to apologize in advance for (ab)using the Thermos (R) brand name, but I've never seen a generic name for this product, though I have seen the generic product, it just never registered.<br /><br />Having said that...<br /><br />Did you have a lunchbox when you were a kid? The old school metal ones with a thermos inside that had the built in cup/lid cover? They were cool, weren't they? I mean that literally, too. My kool-aid stayed cold all morning in that puppy. And my chicken noodle soup? You could burn your tongue at lunch if you weren't careful to eat your crackers while the soup cooled to edible temperature in the cup/bowl/lid.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXoTPee7_b8g76MjWa2_U6xFT5NpsntjNF1hRirFVx7-4K4S9tuWMeDh0Qfr-aX_8OscuZxQ5P7Nn38pICZODvxdOKX1o31P0JpVj2S1q8n1k8X6CcpxLU6bQKVtOQxQKMMFOhDry-BXk/s1600/thermos.png"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXoTPee7_b8g76MjWa2_U6xFT5NpsntjNF1hRirFVx7-4K4S9tuWMeDh0Qfr-aX_8OscuZxQ5P7Nn38pICZODvxdOKX1o31P0JpVj2S1q8n1k8X6CcpxLU6bQKVtOQxQKMMFOhDry-BXk/s320/thermos.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472646458070784546" border="0" /></a>Well, my girl doesn't have that problem. Why? Because some moron kid somewhere dropped a Thermos, the glass liner inside broke, and the idiot didn't notice the shiny silver glass shards or the tinkling noise it made and ate/drank from it anyway. Now they line them with metal.<br /><br />Which DOES NOT WORK as well. Some days it barely works at all. You can still find a few glass-lined Thermos vacuum bottles, but they are all huge and meant for construction workers or whomever to carry coffee. Way too big for a lunch box.<br /><br />So now my kid gets cold food. Or warm drinks. Or, my favorite problem with the metal liners... They create such a hard vacuum when you seal in hot food that she can't open it at lunch. Apparently the adult lunch monitors can't either. Yet I always can... (rant for another day)<br /><br />Meaning my kid gets snacks for lunch and comes home starving crabby. Since the crabby is a semi-given at age 9, I could really do without the starving.<br /><br />Please, please, BRING BACK GLASS LINED KID THERMOSES*!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(thermoses? thermosii? anyone know the 'correct' plural for this?)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">(Thermos image courtesy of kaboodle.com, despite the watermark, lol...)</span></span>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-74286202521532747702010-02-18T23:35:00.003-06:002010-02-18T23:39:07.491-06:00Made me giggle #248<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQVbX5A07p8QpKovAwE7PqfMeGmSCMehNJf10m0zK_hlklWxHo2EuYdzOFt-HrFZ71F3eDErUwc-HPLbygigrGegKBH5juWFHRwxmoqht_Vywp28f9bjS4cwCS1G_4RT_L_myv5zQs_cM/s1600-h/00fy+067.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 307px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQVbX5A07p8QpKovAwE7PqfMeGmSCMehNJf10m0zK_hlklWxHo2EuYdzOFt-HrFZ71F3eDErUwc-HPLbygigrGegKBH5juWFHRwxmoqht_Vywp28f9bjS4cwCS1G_4RT_L_myv5zQs_cM/s400/00fy+067.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439824148734659794" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Toll Tag FAIL</span></span><br /></div><br />Saw this on a car a couple weeks ago and had to snap a picture. I'm actually kind of impressed, though. Considering that the adhesive on these things is on the face, how in the hell did this person manage to stick it to the OUTSIDE of their windshield still facing the proper direction?Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-30971909490994318032010-01-25T00:24:00.002-06:002010-01-25T00:26:13.041-06:00Spam-A-LotThat, apparently, is where this blog resides. Sorry to do it, but I'm turning the annoying real-person checker back on since I've wasted far too much time lately deleting spam comments. To those of you who ARE real people, I apologize.Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-35653972869840869142010-01-09T11:43:00.015-06:002010-01-09T13:49:50.829-06:00I Stole This Topic From a XanganI have a confession. Blogger and I, we're not exclusive.<br /><br />I keep my book blog/reading log on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">WordPress</span>, and a writing exercise blog on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Xanga</span>.<br /><br />I don't like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Xanga</span>, but I signed up as part of a writing group several years ago -- our group leader was a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Xangan</span> and it was the only way to participate. I haven't posted anything to my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Xanga</span> site in ages and don't maintain it. But, while I was hanging out over there I found a few <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">bloggers</span> I enjoy reading and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Xanga</span> does offer the awesome feature of emailing me their entire posts, with images, in a daily digest.<br /><br />Today's included <a href="http://doahsdeer.xanga.com/719720993/books-as-gifts/">this post</a> by author Jeff <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Markowitz</span> about books as gifts and asking people what books they gave or received for the holidays.<br /><br />I love books as gifts, both getting AND giving. And I'm trying to encourage my 8 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">yo's</span> slowly developing love of stories, so I buy her lots of books year-round.<br /><br />For Christmas 2009 (since that's what we celebrate here at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">ScoopCentral</span>) I gave lots of books:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2qs1GfvBU0VOzH3B4-YSxJ-TWzo4gwlBd3PGUhAgpRvigefxjXZAKh3ZmHE0o58L_yz_CKbP9S1OPazXnX8cDltAQ7HjGrQQH9z_yU0TaVHTZXHLqw2-9ncF26Hr1W73K2WiRnuSzDAE/s1600-h/odd-thomas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 122px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2qs1GfvBU0VOzH3B4-YSxJ-TWzo4gwlBd3PGUhAgpRvigefxjXZAKh3ZmHE0o58L_yz_CKbP9S1OPazXnX8cDltAQ7HjGrQQH9z_yU0TaVHTZXHLqw2-9ncF26Hr1W73K2WiRnuSzDAE/s200/odd-thomas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424801985504264338" border="0" /></a><a href="http://oddthomas.deankoontz.com/odd-thomas-book/index.php">Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz</a><br /><br />My baby brother (he turned 30 last year, but being able to call him that as long as we both live is one of the few perks of being the oldest kid) is in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">lurve</span>. He's in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">lurve</span> with a woman who has him reading new things and is a huge Koontz fan. I am not a huge Koontz fan (and yes, I have read more than one of his books) but I LOVE his "Odd Thomas" series. I told the Penguin (baby <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">bro's</span> super-secret codename stemming from a childhood obsession with the aforementioned flightless fowl) that if he was gonna read Koontz he had to read these and got him the first one for Christmas. Turns out he'd already read it (damn! hate when that happens) but didn't own a copy, so all was good.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy563A0FD8xeJLmrtwNpzLWKh6QMVre2H1ki5mBRSItM50bib3-XmNWNguGeOpcr2t0UScqX3W75yDHTJckpD-UBU1WBwqnI-jMBX-hCK8yGBeUfci_7k-c5A3MzQfl2U-gb-m-kQNkaQ/s1600-h/jigsaw+dinos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy563A0FD8xeJLmrtwNpzLWKh6QMVre2H1ki5mBRSItM50bib3-XmNWNguGeOpcr2t0UScqX3W75yDHTJckpD-UBU1WBwqnI-jMBX-hCK8yGBeUfci_7k-c5A3MzQfl2U-gb-m-kQNkaQ/s200/jigsaw+dinos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424805597386786482" border="0" /></a><br /> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Jigsaw-Dinosaurs-Anne-Sharp/dp/0333781503/ref=sr_1_31?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263061152&sr=1-31">Jigsaw Dinosaurs by Anne Sharp</a><br /><br />This was a shameless re-gift. The girl is 8 and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">girly</span> and kicked this off her shelves about a year ago. I am, however, aunt/great aunt to two little boys, one 6yo and one 1yo. Boys tend to hold onto the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">dino</span> thing longer than girls, so this one was cleaned up, made sure all the puzzles had all their pieces, and passed on to my 6yo nephew. I hope he liked it as much as J did (I had to work this joyous season and didn't get to see any of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">dh's</span> side of the family open their prezzies).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Fail-Nation-Visual-Through-World/dp/0061833991/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263061628&sr=1-1"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 154px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR_otfeiZvXFRm3Y0RBRywp6IvfweQ-sxXzeB0gJDuM0YQAtArw0mQ1VGmachmg__qDQlr52OpH_6tDLJHCA_1hwhr-gQrrHVuMbpXsiYQyDRv4zlf0jSQeW5fdK8NGD53dhNxXe6jt68/s200/fail-nation-20091012-082548.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424801989080251522" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fail-Nation-Visual-Through-World/dp/0061833991/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263061628&sr=1-1">Fail Nation by <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">failblog</span>.org</a><br /><br />Bought this for the hubs. His favorite app on his <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">ipod</span> touch is the one from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">failblog</span>, so this just seemed to fit. And he's impossible to shop for and I was desperate. And it was on sale.<br /><br />What can I say, visual humor has a limited lifespan for me, so I don't find it all that funny, but hey, it wasn't a gift for me...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-RKYdG4-LGAYxIZYYFIheitaDiiQAVEmITImqdxR5UssHdn-6F7m0ABV97HFySOOe4FRrdNOD_xT6Q8-4mn3Yk0L-yephVfZSiArG5YWfol_TqUlL0dBVT-nav3euy-y-qzUS3EqZpmU/s1600-h/PW+Cooks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-RKYdG4-LGAYxIZYYFIheitaDiiQAVEmITImqdxR5UssHdn-6F7m0ABV97HFySOOe4FRrdNOD_xT6Q8-4mn3Yk0L-yephVfZSiArG5YWfol_TqUlL0dBVT-nav3euy-y-qzUS3EqZpmU/s200/PW+Cooks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424810670393715650" border="0" /></a><br /> <a href="http://thepioneerwoman.com/my_cookbook/">The Pioneer Woman Cooks by Ree <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Drummond</span></a><br /><br />I've been reading Ree <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Drummond's</span> blog off an on for years, and I was SO excited when I found out her book tour was coming to Austin. I put it on my calendar 2 months in advance.<br /><br />Then, a week and a half before the big night my dad told me he was having surgery and wanted me to be there. Since he normally waits til after it's over and done to tell me he's doing things like this I figured I should take the day off, drive to Houston, and be there.<br />The surgery was the day before Ree was in Austin.<br /><br />I could go to the book signing, or I could work late and make up the time for the day I took off and get a nice, whole paycheck 3 weeks before Christmas. The paycheck won. But <a href="http://put-it-on-the-list.blogspot.com/">Lisa</a> got to to go and <a href="http://put-it-on-the-list.blogspot.com/2009/12/got-my-p-dub-on-last-night.html">took lots of pics</a>! She even let me fondle her signed copy of the book over the holidays.<br /><br />I bought this one for my mom because Ree reminds me a lot of my mom and it's rare I run across a cookbook my mom will like that she hasn't already bought for herself. Ma's kitchen has three bookshelves--<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">nuff</span> said.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqtRotvCNq9N7_svC-gcIk0FB_zWeIYhud_tnEKxbj9FwbtQ_XbBUxFRu6lYQ2LWuSyeXdpqgE0r6H4KD8ZGPyIIdahiUeLnHWKTe4lIfSlpGxCF8nqvrCHp7VXiUIk5DNIZ-ACTt1zmg/s1600-h/scanner+darkly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqtRotvCNq9N7_svC-gcIk0FB_zWeIYhud_tnEKxbj9FwbtQ_XbBUxFRu6lYQ2LWuSyeXdpqgE0r6H4KD8ZGPyIIdahiUeLnHWKTe4lIfSlpGxCF8nqvrCHp7VXiUIk5DNIZ-ACTt1zmg/s200/scanner+darkly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424815130040357970" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Scanner-Darkly-Graphic-Novel/dp/0375424024">A Scanner Darkly (Graphic Novel) by Philip K. Dick w/ Harvey <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Pekar</span></a><br /><br />Basically just screen shots from the 2006 movie, but it's cool anyway. And my Dad2 is a sci-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">fi</span> geek who read <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">PKD</span> before they changed his titles and turned his stories into movies.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh8E7ktiA6xNcuAjOUHZplVWzVM4-dAFXh-gaUl_iYnqD2W8HwR5XzEFPERqjtFCuAPhZAgh_5ArHP2Tnv_5RtoWJ9Bexs7IV9-NOVjSs-Cxn5H5vbG0c7__6dKgRbrTiSmGdxuUHlVu8/s1600-h/hungry+science.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh8E7ktiA6xNcuAjOUHZplVWzVM4-dAFXh-gaUl_iYnqD2W8HwR5XzEFPERqjtFCuAPhZAgh_5ArHP2Tnv_5RtoWJ9Bexs7IV9-NOVjSs-Cxn5H5vbG0c7__6dKgRbrTiSmGdxuUHlVu8/s200/hungry+science.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424817557122548498" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.wired.com/techbiz/startups/magazine/16-10/pl_create">The Hungry Scientist Handbook by Patrick Buckley and Lily <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Binns</span></a><br /><br />Okay... So I was browsing <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">ThinkGeek</span>.com and saw this and ordered it for Dad2 without checking the description. He taught physics and chemistry for 20 years, I thought it would be appropriate. Then he opened it and started flipping through it. This is one <span style="font-style: italic;">weird</span> book. But he seemed to like it.<br /><br />Just, well, I don't actually <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">EVAR</span> want to know about it if he decides to make the edible undies in the book!<br /><br />Finally, the books I bought the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">GirlChild</span>. Frankly, there are too many of them for me to attempt to go find cover images on the web and think up witty <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">bonmots</span>. You get a list and Amazon links and you're going to like it!<br /><br />(sorry, forgot my audience for a minute there...)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kitty-Gets-Bath-Nick-Bruel/dp/0312581386/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263065432&sr=1-1">Bad Kitty Gets a Bath by Nick <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">Bruel</span></a> - It's too easy for J, but she loved the original Bad Kitty so much I couldn't pass up this older kid book...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chucaro-Wild-Pampa-Newbery-Honor/dp/0802773877/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263065527&sr=1-1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Chucaro</span>: Wild Pony of the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">Pampa</span> by Francis <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">Kalnay</span></a> - She's a horse girl. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">Nuff</span> said.<br /><br />The girls also likes cats... All of the below are by Erin Hunter<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Forest-Secrets-Warriors-Book-3/dp/0060525614/ref=sr_1_21?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263065803&sr=1-21">Forest of Secrets</a> (Warriors, book 3)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Warriors-Ravenpaws-Path-Shattered-Peace/dp/0061688657/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263065761&sr=1-11">Warriors: Ravenpaw's Path #1: Shattered Peace</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Warriors-Tigerstar-Sasha-Return-Clans/dp/0061547948/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263065803&sr=1-15">Warriors: Tigerstar and Sasha #3: Return to the Clans</a><br /><br />The last two are graphic novels. I started buying them for her last year in hopes that they would eventually lead to her reading the full-length, no-pictures Warriors books. For a change, it worked! She just finished the first Warriors book last week and was SO proud of herself. It is her first longer novel that she read all on her own. She started book 2 this week, too.<br /><br />Now, the big question:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">What books did YOU give as gifts this year?</span></span><br /></div>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-27546964374869396142009-12-18T09:19:00.002-06:002012-12-02T08:03:13.385-06:00The girl is just amazing...J is finishing up a poetry unit at school and her poem was so awesome (not that I'm biased) that her teacher (a) told me in advance that I would be surprised/wowed by it and (b) chose it as the opening poem in their class poetry book. Without further ado:<br />
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<b>Her<br /><br />by J<br /><br />Her smile, so<br />beautiful<br />Blond, golden hair,<br />her light baby<br />blue eyes<br />Four years old<br />Too young<br />She left me.<br />I wasn't even born yet!</b><br />
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And yea, I teared up again just re-typing it.<br />
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For the new out there, my oldest daughter, S, died in a backyard pool drowning while I was pregnant with J. We've made an effort to make sure J knows about her sister and that we love them both, and well, obviously she's been paying attention.<br />
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And probably needs therapy, based on the above, but I'm hiding my head in the sand on that one for as long as I can...Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-33213206706875322532009-12-06T14:01:00.005-06:002009-12-06T15:46:23.850-06:00na-NO-wrimo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF9EZe-4-mrG0WVav5y4Xlor89_5DFbIFLIlKeAqk5SZCqVZ0ARyPydkNh4oglOB4oZnOu3E9c5bwob2j8_-yw99iKTNwozJXTvIxcCD1hBZmx2oU6f-DiElCIzbLHManK0gB4_O_UWuI/s1600-h/nano_09_blk_participant_100x100_1.png.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF9EZe-4-mrG0WVav5y4Xlor89_5DFbIFLIlKeAqk5SZCqVZ0ARyPydkNh4oglOB4oZnOu3E9c5bwob2j8_-yw99iKTNwozJXTvIxcCD1hBZmx2oU6f-DiElCIzbLHManK0gB4_O_UWuI/s400/nano_09_blk_participant_100x100_1.png.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412242398167305954" border="0" /></a><br />I just pulled my NaNo buttons out of the side bar. I am at peace with my decision to abandon my 2009 NaNoWriMo project. That does not, however, mean I want the tally of my failure to finish to stare me in the face every time I see my blog--no matter how rare, based on my recent posting history, that may be.<br /><br />Around November 18th I got few days behind, something I know from past experience is easily fixable. This year I let it be the final nudge over the edge on a decision I'd been contemplating for a week. Abandoning my tale.<br /><br />This year's book sucked. The idea was weak, at best, and not one I was remotely passionate about. Some people say it's better to NaNo something you aren't passionate about so you won't worry about the quality. Me? I need to be invested in it, at least a bit, or it will never go anywhere.<br /><br />I didn't have anything I wanted to say this year. I seem to have an odd-years NaNo curse. I win in years ending in an even number. I abandon the project as dreck in odd-numbered years. Kind of teh suck, but, on the bright side, it means I'll make it next year. Write?!?!Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-61172472447483876852009-10-19T15:51:00.004-05:002009-10-19T16:10:47.877-05:00Stolen from LisaI'm home sick with day 5 of a headache and can't sleep anymore right now and don't trust myself to edit myself, let alone someone else's stuff, right now, so you get a shamelessly stolen blog post, courtesy of Lisa at <a href="http://put-it-on-the-list.blogspot.com/2009/10/what-i-did-on-my-summer-vacation-all-of.html">Put It On the List</a> - who stole it from someone else. Doncha love the interwebs?<br /><br />Below is my vacation map. I've visited all of the places below and stayed long enough to do something memorable. If all I did was drive through on the way to somewhere else, or change planes, I skipped that state, otherwise I'd have to add New York, Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Colorado :-)<br /><br /><img src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht=t&chs=440x220&chtm=usa&chf=bg,s,336699&chco=d0d0d0,cc0000&chd=s:9999999999999999&chld=ALAZKSLAMDMAMSNVPARITXUTNMCAVAVT" height="220" width="440" /><br />visited 16 states (32%)<br /><a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visited?region=usa">Create your own visited map of The United States</a><br /><br />Looks to me like I need to get out more :-)<br /><br />I'd like to visit:<br /><br /><ul><li>Florida -- I want to take the girl to Disney before she's too old to enjoy it.</li><li>Minnesota -- I did a series of articles a last year on Minneapolis and it looks like an interesting place to visit.</li><li>Indiana -- Friends across the street moved up there a few years ago and it'd be great to go visit them. We were there as surrogate family when their oldest girl was born (4mos younger than J) and the girls haven't seen each other since they were babies.</li><li>Alaska -- Friends and family tell me I ~must~ be part polar bear I like it so cold. Be nice to see for myself. And I wanna see whales that are NOT in a ginormous tank at Sea World.</li><li>Hawaii -- I'd have to be insane not to want to go to our own US tropical paradise, right?</li><li>New York -- Hokey, I know, but I'd like to see the Statue of Liberty. And a Broadway show that is actually ON Broadway at the time. I lurve musicals.</li><li>Colorado -- My mom lived here for a while and, well, it just looks purty in the pictures.</li><li>Maine -- Just cuz.</li><li>Oregon -- Why? Cuz it's there. You hear about the attractions of California and Washington and Oregon seems to be the unloved middle child. I'm all about making a state feel loved. (did I mention I'm in a lot of pain and can't see straight and I reserve the right for this to make no sense whatsoever? I did? Oh good.)</li><li>Illinois -- See notes above re: Minnesota. I did a similar series on Chicago and want to see the <a href="http://www.adlerplanetarium.org/">Adler</a>, the <a href="http://www.fieldmuseum.org/">Field</a>, etc.</li><li>Michigan -- I wanna see Mackinac Island. Read about it, have family that's been there (the hubs has family in Michigan so we might even HAVE family there, lol), and it sounds like a nifty spot to visit.</li><li>Oklahoma -- Being a good lil Texan I have spent most of my life disparaging the state immediately to our North (and based on my one hotel stay there it was NOT without cause!), but the pictures and stories of the <a href="http://thepioneerwoman.com/">Pioneer Woman</a> and Shannon from <a href="http://rocksinmydryer.typepad.com/shannon/2009/06/romancin.html">Rocks in My Dryer</a> have just about convinced me that I may have been a little too hasty in my judgment.</li></ul>That's all I can think of right now. Must be time to go back to bed.Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-36300356146943953582009-10-06T16:40:00.004-05:002009-10-06T17:13:46.256-05:00Tuesday Tirade: The Answer to All Of Your Questions is NOI moderate a small local moms' group. I joined a few years ago and kind of fell into moderating.<br /><br />Lately, though, it's been a bit of a chore. Why? The economy, of course.<br /><br />People are tightening their belts. They're getting more creative with their marketing, and trying to do more while spending less. Social media, whether its the evil FB, <span style="font-style: italic;">I really hate that site, almost as much as I despise</span> MySpace, Twitter, online groups, whatever, is mostly about investing your time and your personality.<br /><br />So let me be straight up: MY MAMAS ARE NOT A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE FOR YOUR CRAP.<br /><br />We are a small group, unde<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/04/spam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 182px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyK0JsI8G-I2lLvwbMD9i0nRD0X2eC-FVkbqsaewjwHmUj9xHGEhc-8PjVKXKiK6CDxgkywax9J9uOIVP6Ghl29K_g7mRcBgUAvxlZeaBJBUo9wu9zE-N20FE5jzqDarJiSDT0GpcIreI/s320/spam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389612254622523810" border="0" /></a>r 40 members. Biggest we've ever been was around 90 and that was primarily due to a lazy (guilty as charged!) moderator.<br /><br />We're small so that people feel safe and comfortable talking about their families, their kids, their nursing problems, sex after babies, whatever the topic du jour is. People who stick around like our rigorous moderation.<br /><br />When a woman joins -- Yes, it is a MOMS-only group -- we send her a note asking her to tell us more about herself and her family and how she heard about our little group before her membership is approved.<br /><br />Don't answer the survey, don't get to join.<br /><br />When she joins she's moderated for a while, either until she:<br /><ol><li>Unsubs after deciding we are not what she was looking for. This sometimes happens immediately, sometimes not til inflammatory topics (the mingling of religion and public education is good for weeding out the wimps) come round.</li><li>Posts enough that we feel comfortable letting her post without a babysitter.</li><li>Posts so damn much (that is ok) that it floods my inbox with crap to approve and I unmoderate her just to make it STOP.</li></ol>We are serious about making our little group a place where moms feel safe and secure. We state upfront that if you are here to market your crap you are not welcome. Not if that's the ONLY reason. We have a lot of WAHM members and they talk about work, but, like everyone else with something to sell (garage sales, craigslist items, etc), are only allowed to actively market their biz one day a week. If you only post to market yourself, we will eventually kick you because that's not why the rest of us are there.<br /><br />I say all this because the last week or so has seen a rash of service-oriented spam join requests. People with brilliant things to say for themselves (in the initial Yahoo groups form---I'm pretty sure they all gave up hope when they got the follow-up member survey) like:<br /><ol><li>I teach your children music. -- Really? No name? No indication of gender or whether or not you have a family or are just a perve who wants to eyeball our kids in the group photo albums? REJECTED</li><li>home work -- Are you offering to do it for my kids? Are you a maid service? A tutor? A work-from-home scammer? REJECTED</li><li>A dental hygienist for a local pediatric dentistry practice. -- This one was nice, but still a solicitation and therefore unwelcome. I'm still debating forwarding her spam to the practice to find out if they stand behind it or she was trying to drum up biz on her own...</li></ol>That's a week's worth. I don't have time for it, we don't want it, and I guarantee you we will never let you in. We had a member in the past who harvested group emails for her home cosmetics sales gig---she posted normally, too, but we had to electronically smack her around and tell her not to do it again.<br /><br />Maybe it's time to re-write our splash page? I haven't looked at it in years, but if it will make the spam stop...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"><span style="font-size:78%;">Photo: <div cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#" about="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cursedthing/900539967/in/photostream/"><a rel="cc:attributionURL" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cursedthing/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/cursedthing/</a> / <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/">CC BY-ND 2.0</a></div></span></span>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-65258581208513577692009-10-04T16:04:00.003-05:002009-10-04T16:21:09.821-05:00Numero Uno<p style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://www.candybauchamp.com/">Candy</a> tagged me with a meme! The challenge - answers must be kept to ONE WORD. </p> <ol><li>Where is your cell phone? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">right </span></li><li>Your hair? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">thick</span> </li><li>Your mother? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">awesome</span></li><li>Your father? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sad</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite food? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">chocolate</span></li><li>Your dream last night? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">eh?</span></li><li>Your favorite drink? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">coffee</span></li><li>Your dream/goal? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">peace</span><br /></li><li>What room are you in? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">office</span></li><li>Your hobby? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">books</span></li><li>Your fear? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">heights</span> </li><li>Where do you want to be in 6 years? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">housewife</span><br /></li><li>Where were you last night? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Lisa's</span><br /></li><li>Something that you aren’t? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">gourmet</span><br /></li><li>Muffins? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">no</span></li><li>Wish list item? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">lawnboy</span><br /></li><li>Where did you grow up? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Texas</span><br /></li><li>Last thing you did? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">phone</span></li><li>What are you wearing? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">glasses</span><br /></li><li>Your TV? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">wii</span><br /></li><li>Your pets? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">dog</span><br /></li><li>Friends? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">thankfully!</span><br /></li><li>Your life? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">complicated</span><br /></li><li>Your mood? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">contemplative</span><br /></li><li>Missing someone? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">S</span><br /></li><li>Vehicle? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">BugTruck</span><br /></li><li>Something you’re not wearing? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">socks</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite store? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Internet</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite color? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Red</span></li><li>When was the last time you laughed? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">yesterday</span><br /></li><li>Last time you cried? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">stress</span><br /></li><li>Your best friend? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A-Moms</span></li><li>One place that I go to over and over? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">basement</span><br /></li><li>One person who emails me regularly? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">xanga</span></li><li>Favorite place to eat? <a href="http://www.barispizzaandpasta.com/"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Baris</span></a></li></ol>Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190615156771128849.post-83026442868359168872009-09-30T15:01:00.007-05:002009-09-30T16:19:28.523-05:00It's official.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS_0uqq9NIFAu7ZJW7bEwmbtBNKygNUrq4HP46vTu1IP0v2JA_Z6ifYwG6joXVimW1BeFQt98i84z2GacBL6A7g-gNZE81uwZ-9RYnAEINLSBG7F9pVK4aG-bGqvKyx08LtVWRwmieE0c/s1600-h/Small_smoking_sign.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS_0uqq9NIFAu7ZJW7bEwmbtBNKygNUrq4HP46vTu1IP0v2JA_Z6ifYwG6joXVimW1BeFQt98i84z2GacBL6A7g-gNZE81uwZ-9RYnAEINLSBG7F9pVK4aG-bGqvKyx08LtVWRwmieE0c/s320/Small_smoking_sign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387365154852172754" border="0" /></a>As of a couple of hours ago, I am a nonsmoker. I have been a not-a-nonsmoker exactly half my life, with breaks for bearing, birthing, and nursing my girls.<br /><br />I've known I ~needed~ to quit since the day I started. I just never really wanted to.<br /><br />Well, I did, but I didn't. I wanted to quit for my health and to live long enough to be a burden to J and inhale less money, especially in recent years, but, well... The fact is I ~liked~ it.<br /><br />I liked that it forced me to take a few minutes for myself.<br /><br />I liked that, especially in these smoker-unfriendly days, it gave me an instant bond when I was in a group of strangers (at work, at conferences, etc) because we already had something in common, and as a collective group were persecuted for it.<br /><br />I liked that it gave me an outlet for stress. Does a cigarette reduce stress levels? No, if anything it probably makes it worse, elevating the blood pressure and decreasing the amount of oxygen in the blood. But it gave me a minute to take time out and (not) breathe and relax and think and just, well, time.<br /><br />Time I would otherwise not take for myself. The flipside of that, since I have gone to ridiculous lengths to ensure J did not know her mama sucked cancer sticks, is that I also used to make time to smoke. I didn't smoke anywhere near my house for a long time. Instead I would loop the neighborhood a few times on the way home from the grocery store til I'd finished. Or drive to a store twice as far away so I'd have time to smoke.<br /><br />No more.<br /><br />Did I quit for my health? Sure.<br /><br />Did I quit to save money? Sure.<br /><br />But mostly I quit because I had to.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXwXPtivp3BgXd8Qheeto6WDJZJqYzrIT0HxaA51k1ouoy76OJFjL06gxE5LAOWQgBe-PPb5hC3Dc24C_GxdAhrmSfSBBKoJ4HcRvxlXvl89z7rrKF26wQq6RVvAZwnnlYpPGzNVCzOhM/s1600-h/papierosy-djarum-special~1635095.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXwXPtivp3BgXd8Qheeto6WDJZJqYzrIT0HxaA51k1ouoy76OJFjL06gxE5LAOWQgBe-PPb5hC3Dc24C_GxdAhrmSfSBBKoJ4HcRvxlXvl89z7rrKF26wQq6RVvAZwnnlYpPGzNVCzOhM/s320/papierosy-djarum-special~1635095.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387369108746871058" border="0" /></a><br /><br />See, I was a particular smoker. With the exception of the occasional deviation in emergencies when I couldn't find what I wanted, I smoked cloves exclusively, and a particular variety at that. ---><br /><br />And I am old and set in my ways and I know what I want/like. And if I can't have what I like, I just won't do it.<br /><br />And Uncle Sam says I can't have what I like. Someone decided that cloves were too much like the flavored cigs that Camel tried to make a few years ago (read that as Gateway Cigarettes-like other 'gateway' drugs) and they were no longer available for sale as of 9/22/09. I found out about the <s>impending doom</s> upcoming legal change on 9/13 and on the 14th went and bought as many as I could find within reason (7 packs). And smoked the last 4 cigarettes of the last pack today.<br /><br />I am ~glad~ for the ban for the simple reason that it is forcing me to do something I've known I needed to do, but didn't want bad enough to do for myself.<br /><br />That said... I'm still fomenting my rant about this because it's a stupid logic. If I start following this path I'll rant early and I want to save it for Tuesday, it's been too long.<br /><br />Net result: Government being stoopid=good for Dy's lungs. Umm... yay?<br /><br />(this post is both informational and a warning. In case I get all classic quit-smoking-nic-fit-bitchy, well, this is your warning and probably the only one you're going to get.)<br /><br />PS - Anyone wanna give me odds on how long it takes RaidMan to notice I've quit? lol...Dynilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02105050542263648207noreply@blogger.com1